Remember When the Northern State Only Had Two Lanes?
Despite the fact that I now live in San Francisco, after having spent four years in Florida, I still consider myself to be a New Yorker. Which is why it unsettled me to not remember my exit. I decided to see if working up to it would help. What exit was I off the LIE? Okay, got that.
What's my gut instinct answer for the Northern State? Exit ... Shit. WHERE AM I FROM? And can I still claim to be from there if I can't remember my way around?
More importantly, I'm 31 and already suffering from dementia, apparently. What do you think of this idea: if you suffer from an "old people disease" you qualify for Social Security? Ehh?