For SHAME Lauren Conrad, FOR SHAME!
Okay so I'm a little behind the times, what with not having MTV with my crappy cable company that has a monopoly at my apartment complex. Luckily, several months ago, a friend who shares my love for The Hills alerted me to the fact that MTV allows fans to watch the show at their website. (Real friends help friends watch The Hills!) Last night, I watched the episode where Lauren and Whitney (Port, port!) went to Paris for the ball. They were lent dresses, ballgowns really, for the ball, from a huge, famous designer. The night before the ball, Lauren and Whits decide to go out so Lauren can make eyes at an ugly boy in a band who wears skinny pants and smokes. Whitney packed her entire closet in LA, and has a dress for this faux event, but Lauren only brought pencil skirts, and decides to hem her ballgown and wear it out.
Any normal person would know this is a bad idea. Lauren has stopped being normal. So she hems the ballgown and she and Whitless go off into the night for Lauren to begin her Making Eyes at Ugly French Boys Project. While successful in her eye communication, the next day when Lauren is about to start getting ready for the ball, the reason she was flown to Paris (as an intern) in the first place, she finds a stain on her expensive-yet-not-hers ballgown.
At first Lauren thinks it's coffee. But no, it's an even more lame stain than that. Lauren left her curling iron on and it stained the fabric on the dress. The dress is now ruined. I don't know how many balls you've attended, but I attend only three each season, and even I know one simply can not show up to a ball without a gown. To Lauren, THIS is her main problem, this is the reason she gets tears in her eyes. Had I been in Lauren's position, the tears in my eyes would have been for having ruined someone else's very expensive ballgown that they LENT TO ME! Lauren only seemed concerned that she wouldn't be able to attend the ball. Whitters saves the day by talking the designer into lending Lauren a second ballgown, and Lauren was ultimately able to attend the ball. I know that this is only a reality tv show and that not everything can be shown. But I would like to know if the stain came out, and if not, whether or not Lauren paid for the ballgown she ruined, and if it got back to Teen Vogue that she ruined something she was lent based on Teen Vogue's reputation.
These are the types of things that keep me up at night.
Any normal person would know this is a bad idea. Lauren has stopped being normal. So she hems the ballgown and she and Whitless go off into the night for Lauren to begin her Making Eyes at Ugly French Boys Project. While successful in her eye communication, the next day when Lauren is about to start getting ready for the ball, the reason she was flown to Paris (as an intern) in the first place, she finds a stain on her expensive-yet-not-hers ballgown.
At first Lauren thinks it's coffee. But no, it's an even more lame stain than that. Lauren left her curling iron on and it stained the fabric on the dress. The dress is now ruined. I don't know how many balls you've attended, but I attend only three each season, and even I know one simply can not show up to a ball without a gown. To Lauren, THIS is her main problem, this is the reason she gets tears in her eyes. Had I been in Lauren's position, the tears in my eyes would have been for having ruined someone else's very expensive ballgown that they LENT TO ME! Lauren only seemed concerned that she wouldn't be able to attend the ball. Whitters saves the day by talking the designer into lending Lauren a second ballgown, and Lauren was ultimately able to attend the ball. I know that this is only a reality tv show and that not everything can be shown. But I would like to know if the stain came out, and if not, whether or not Lauren paid for the ballgown she ruined, and if it got back to Teen Vogue that she ruined something she was lent based on Teen Vogue's reputation.
These are the types of things that keep me up at night.
Labels: MTV, Overthinking, The Hills, Whitney
posted by Green at 3/26/2008 09:27:00 AM
5 Comments:
Okay, call me Clueless... is this a reality show...? I am confused. But maybe I need to convince you to watch the Meerkat Manor... I'd love a recap of that show. (Totally missed out on it during LN's infancy...)
Don't worry - I feel your pain. I have spent the majority of my time since watching wondering just how Lauren gets her hair so...PERFECT! and wondering if and how I can do the same.
Mama Nabi, I've seen commercials for Meerkat Manor and thought it seemed cute but I don't get that channel. Maybe your husband can move in with me and he'll pay for an upgrade to the cable package I currently have so I can watch that for you. :)
Yes, it's a reality show. The best reality show out there. It should win awards. No other show gives such great examples. Want to know how to have an excellent relationship? Just watch Heidi and Spencer and do the opposite of whatever they do!
Wait.. i thought it was a "fake" reality show! Like, it "looks" like a reality show but it's actually scripted?
Thank you!!! I was SO ANNOYED with Lauren. First of all - who wears a ball gown out. Throw on a pencil skirt and some heels and hit he club jackass. And second- BE CAREFUL WITH THE F'ING DRESS!!!
I was horrified. She's such a jackass.
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