We're Watchin Dance Wars - Who's With Me?
Live blogging tonight. Let's see how it goes.
Late start tonight, due to roommate interviews. I met a guy who I used to see at fucking yoga sometimes. I think he had a stroke - he walks with a limp and shook my hand with his left hand. The whole left side of his body is very clearly favored. He's not going to take the place - he said he's uncomfortable with the elevator aspect of it. That's fine with me - it was only 20 minutes out of my evening and now when I go back to yoga, I'll know somebody's name other than the yogis. Speaking of which, I know people are waiting for me to go back, but until my respiratory problems clear up, I must wait.
Black blazer boy group - I was not thrilled with the boy band aspect of it. Also, they were not tight - it was a bit too sloppy. I am a little late tuning in, so I don't know how much time they had to learn the routines.
It's a commercial now, so let's just talk about how awesome Drew Lachey is, especially when you compare him to Ryan Seacrest.
Zack, Tony and Phillip - Zack the dentist is hot. Tony - holy shit how cute is he in that picture in his red feetie pajamas?! I understand that vests are in style right now, I do. Really. But vests look retarded and should not be worn. However, I will not hold this against them as I understand they have no control over their wardrobes.
Max should go home, or the guy who got "overexcited" and screwed up his lines. I hate the dramatic pauses everyone does right before they say anything. Ohhh, Bruno is going to take Zack. Of course. I'd have picked him first too.
Is anyone else bummed that the guy Carrie Ann and Bruno agreed was a new Gene Anthony Ray was not chosen to come through to this round? Just me? Ohh.
You know that Drew just said to himself, "Did I just say 'toot, toot, indeed?'" and is preparing to be made fun of when he gets home.
Who is the last girl they profiled? I want her name - I like to know who I hate, and I hate her. If you want to piss me off one of the quickest ways to do it is to say you deserve something that you want. And that's what she did. Bitch.
Holy shit who is this black girl with the smile and the voice?! Alyssa is definitely my favorite. Whoever decided on Kelsey's shade of lipstick should be fired. It's terrible.
Does anyone else think Bruno has a crush on Elizabeth? It was a good move of her to mention being adopted - there are so many people who'll be moved by that.
Why did Bruno just pick Lacey over Mariel? I like Mariel - her excitement is so cute. Awww... Elizabeth and Mariel on the same team. How cute.
Drew just accidentally said "sex" instead of "six" and for some reason that made me giggle like a sixth grade boy. Hee hee hee.
Ugh, I can not judge this song at all - I hate Beyonce songs. End Of the Road? Such memories. Alyssa and Phillip should stay. OH! Look at me go! Do I know my stuff or what?!
Thank you and good night.
*For those who are numb with boredom, don't worry, I won't do this every time the show is on.
Late start tonight, due to roommate interviews. I met a guy who I used to see at fucking yoga sometimes. I think he had a stroke - he walks with a limp and shook my hand with his left hand. The whole left side of his body is very clearly favored. He's not going to take the place - he said he's uncomfortable with the elevator aspect of it. That's fine with me - it was only 20 minutes out of my evening and now when I go back to yoga, I'll know somebody's name other than the yogis. Speaking of which, I know people are waiting for me to go back, but until my respiratory problems clear up, I must wait.
Black blazer boy group - I was not thrilled with the boy band aspect of it. Also, they were not tight - it was a bit too sloppy. I am a little late tuning in, so I don't know how much time they had to learn the routines.
It's a commercial now, so let's just talk about how awesome Drew Lachey is, especially when you compare him to Ryan Seacrest.
Zack, Tony and Phillip - Zack the dentist is hot. Tony - holy shit how cute is he in that picture in his red feetie pajamas?! I understand that vests are in style right now, I do. Really. But vests look retarded and should not be worn. However, I will not hold this against them as I understand they have no control over their wardrobes.
Max should go home, or the guy who got "overexcited" and screwed up his lines. I hate the dramatic pauses everyone does right before they say anything. Ohhh, Bruno is going to take Zack. Of course. I'd have picked him first too.
Is anyone else bummed that the guy Carrie Ann and Bruno agreed was a new Gene Anthony Ray was not chosen to come through to this round? Just me? Ohh.
You know that Drew just said to himself, "Did I just say 'toot, toot, indeed?'" and is preparing to be made fun of when he gets home.
Who is the last girl they profiled? I want her name - I like to know who I hate, and I hate her. If you want to piss me off one of the quickest ways to do it is to say you deserve something that you want. And that's what she did. Bitch.
Holy shit who is this black girl with the smile and the voice?! Alyssa is definitely my favorite. Whoever decided on Kelsey's shade of lipstick should be fired. It's terrible.
Does anyone else think Bruno has a crush on Elizabeth? It was a good move of her to mention being adopted - there are so many people who'll be moved by that.
Why did Bruno just pick Lacey over Mariel? I like Mariel - her excitement is so cute. Awww... Elizabeth and Mariel on the same team. How cute.
Drew just accidentally said "sex" instead of "six" and for some reason that made me giggle like a sixth grade boy. Hee hee hee.
Ugh, I can not judge this song at all - I hate Beyonce songs. End Of the Road? Such memories. Alyssa and Phillip should stay. OH! Look at me go! Do I know my stuff or what?!
Thank you and good night.
*For those who are numb with boredom, don't worry, I won't do this every time the show is on.
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2 Comments:
I'd be more interested in live blogging during your roomate interviews. We could all pose questions!
I am not too familiar with this show (think I've seen previews)... but had to tell you that I didn't realize you had started commenting on the show. So, for a brief moment, thought the black blazer boy group were interviewing for the roomie position(s)... and said to myself, "Damn, must be one sizzling apartment - people are performing to get in?"
Haha... although, that would make roommate interviews interesting.
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