Thursday, February 02, 2012

Who's First?

One of my responsibilities at work is to open the mail. I date-stamp it in the upper-right corner. Sometimes, Turkey gives the mail back to me with instructions.

Turkey makes lots of mistakes. He's late all the time. Today he shat his pants and then sprayed his entire body with at least half a can of Lysol. I could smell him from ten feet away. But you know, Turkey isn't the only person who makes mistakes. Read that first paragraph carefully. Somebody surely got fired for that one, right? Right?!

Labels: Turkey, Work

posted by Green at 2/02/2012 08:26:00 PM

4 Comments:

Anonymous pseudostoops said...

Ha ha haaaaaa. Or maybe they're just particular about whose boobs they want to see?

February 03, 2012 6:21 AM  
Blogger LegalMist said...

hahahaha!! I do hope no one actually got fired, though. As you said, everyone makes mistakes. And it'd be much more fun to keep that person around and tease them about it for years afterward...

February 03, 2012 11:33 AM  
Anonymous Amanda said...

HAHAHAHAHA! That's good! I doubt they get fired for it as long as it was unintentional and not something that happens all the time. I'm sure there are many secretaries for pubLic officials and certified pubLic accountants who can back me up on that.

February 03, 2012 12:36 PM  
Blogger The Merry said...

Presumably this person used to organize the Erotic Exotic ball?

February 21, 2012 11:52 PM  

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