The Wasp Talks About Farting

In church. That's right you guys. I may not go out to parties and date tons of hot guys, but I can get a WASPy woman who wears low ponytails and turtlenecks to tell me a story about farting in a church. With how good I am at getting people to open up, I should be interviewing famous people!

Let's start with Chris Brown. Chris, why do you think you deserve to not have to complete your community service? Chris, if you had a daughter, how would you feel to know she'd tweeted that she'd be happy to have a boy beat her? Chris, what do you think is wrong with you that you're not embarrassed to show your face in public?

Anywayyyy. It turns out the WASP has a great sense of humor and although she's pretty conservative in lifestyle, she can joke about wacky things with the rest of them.

So she was telling me about how over the weekend, she went to church with her two elementary-aged kids. Apparently one was supposed to go sit with another bunch of kids, but refused to go without the WASP. Good, supportive mom that the WASP is, she went to sit in the pews with the kids.

Wasp Son was sitting next to a little girl, and on his other side, was WASP. During the service, the little girl farted. Loudly. More than once. Apparently Wasp Son knew he wasn't supposed to laugh, but couldn't help it. WASP reported to me that his entire body was shaking with laughter as he tried to hold it in, which caused her to start. She had tears rolling down her eyes, and finally just grabbed Wasp Son and hauled him out of the chapel (church?). The second they got away he burst out with, "Mommy, I'm so sorry for laughing at the farting and making you laugh at it too!"

I'm having a really hard time at work lately. This story was recounted to me at the start of the day, and was the only funny part of the day today.