Too Short To Be Cool
To get into certain parts of my office, you have to have a keycard. A lot of people keep theirs in their pocket. When they want to get into the locked part of the office, they bang their hip or ass against a specific part of the wall. They think it looks cool or something.
I can't do that. I'm too short. If I banged my hip or ass against the wall I'd just look like a moron who decided to bang her hip or ass against the wall.
Thank god I didn't do that. One of the grandmas who is about my height tried to be cool, and almost broke her hip from the effort.
I can't do that. I'm too short. If I banged my hip or ass against the wall I'd just look like a moron who decided to bang her hip or ass against the wall.
Thank god I didn't do that. One of the grandmas who is about my height tried to be cool, and almost broke her hip from the effort.
posted by Green at 1/06/2007 09:24:00 PM
2 Comments:
That is so funny! I used to work at a dot com back in the day, and we all used to do that! I would have my fob in my back pocket and do a beyonce "uh oh uh oh" against the wall, or clipped to my purse and do "the bump"
I wonder if people looked at me and laughed - although, most of the company did the same thing, and that was way back in '99!
That's funny. I used to have to swipe a card. Bumping wouldn't have worked. Your company must be way more technologically advanced.
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