Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Make a List!

Since last week, before I even arrived in Florida, I told my mom to make a list of the places she needs directions to, and everywhere she wants me to take her while I'm in town.

This morning I reminded her of the list. Just got it. By far, the absolute best thing on her list , written bigger and more neatly than "best bagels" and "Bath & Body Works" and nestled between the two, is this:

Where the hell is the damn beach?
UPDATE: I took her to the damn beach; it's not far at all. It was beautiful, and I will aim to go again to take pictures before I leave.

posted by Green at 12/19/2006 10:20:00 AM

4 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

where in FL are you? If you're in the panhandle, I imagine she's outta luck.

December 20, 2006 5:29 PM  
Blogger Wide Lawns said...

Well, head east or west and eventually you will get there, although I would advice heading east because you will get there faster. West will take about 2 1/2 hours. In fact, try this. Take Hillsboro Blvd East until it ends. You will now be at the beach. It will be a lovely beach with shops and restaurants and a pier.

December 20, 2006 5:48 PM  
Blogger Jenn Siva said...

Isn't it like everywhere?

December 20, 2006 6:09 PM  
Blogger pseudostoops said...

That's hilarious. Glad you found it!

December 22, 2006 9:15 AM  

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