Early Morning
- I watch bad tv. Sometimes I like bad tv. Other times I don't even realize I've sunk to such a low as to be watching Kevin Federline performing on Tyra Banks.
- Steamroller came home at 3:20 a.m., which is what woke me up. Why is she incapable of closing the front door quietly? Speaking of things she can't do, why can't she replace paper towels or use Clorox Wipes to clean up her messes?
- Every day this week, LEL has done something to piss me off. Yesterday she asked me to approach her by standing in front of her pony wall as opposed to next to her. This means I will have to walk further, and inconvenience myself in order to make her happy. I don't know how to convey just how cold her "request" was. She disgusts me. Obviously I will do what she wants. Heaven forbid I stand too close to her (not that I want to) and she go running to HR to say I invade her personal space.
- LEL is old, and sometimes I wish she'd just die so I wouldn't have to work next to her anymore. A coworker suggested I try the California way of thinking, and hope that instead of dying, LEL win the lottery and retire. Whatever, I just want her to go away. I wonder what she'll do to annoy me today. Fuck you, my attitude sucks - it's 5:41 a.m. and I've been up over two hours. I can have any damn attitude I want to.
- This whole blogging thing is weird sometimes. I think about closing up shop at least once every couple of weeks.
- If doubting your sanity is a sign that you're sane, is being disgusted by stupidity a sign that you're smart?
- Although I bought a jacket last night for the expected rain, I am not considering it my real rain jacket. Instead, it's The Jacket I Bought So I'll Have Something While I Look For a Real One I'll Actually Like.
- Steamroller came home at 3:20 a.m., which is what woke me up. Why is she incapable of closing the front door quietly? Speaking of things she can't do, why can't she replace paper towels or use Clorox Wipes to clean up her messes?
- Every day this week, LEL has done something to piss me off. Yesterday she asked me to approach her by standing in front of her pony wall as opposed to next to her. This means I will have to walk further, and inconvenience myself in order to make her happy. I don't know how to convey just how cold her "request" was. She disgusts me. Obviously I will do what she wants. Heaven forbid I stand too close to her (not that I want to) and she go running to HR to say I invade her personal space.
- LEL is old, and sometimes I wish she'd just die so I wouldn't have to work next to her anymore. A coworker suggested I try the California way of thinking, and hope that instead of dying, LEL win the lottery and retire. Whatever, I just want her to go away. I wonder what she'll do to annoy me today. Fuck you, my attitude sucks - it's 5:41 a.m. and I've been up over two hours. I can have any damn attitude I want to.
- This whole blogging thing is weird sometimes. I think about closing up shop at least once every couple of weeks.
- If doubting your sanity is a sign that you're sane, is being disgusted by stupidity a sign that you're smart?
- Although I bought a jacket last night for the expected rain, I am not considering it my real rain jacket. Instead, it's The Jacket I Bought So I'll Have Something While I Look For a Real One I'll Actually Like.
posted by Green at 11/02/2006 05:31:00 AM
6 Comments:
It has taken me all summer to accept that Everwood is gone--so please don't quit blogging now! My life looks so different from yours (I'm a stay-at-home mom in Houston and you're a single girl in S.F.), but we think a lot alike. I have had a few steamroller roommates and I've worked with (or had a relative like) all the grandma types in your office. The way that you write about your life is hilarious and your observations are so acute. I love reading it because I've been there!
I hope you feel better today:)
Anon 6:54,
Thanks for the encouragement. Reruns of Everwood are on (Channel 52 for the SFers) in the evenings, around 6 or 7pm I think - I catch them a couple of times a week. They're up to the season of Colin dying, after his temper problems and everyone ignoring Andy's warnings that Colin wasn't all well. In fact he fell to the floor convulsing earlier this week.
Steamroller isn't gone? Did I miss something?
I am a firm believer that any time someone wakes you up before you absolutely have to be up, you can have all the attitude you want and are granted immunity from being labeled bitchy.
Still, why do you taunt us with threats of quitting the blog? Not nice.
COLIN DIES????????????
SAY IT AIN'T SO.
Just kidding :-)
I'm so bummed that I can't see the links to the rain jackets anymore. I saw some at either lands end or llbean that were so cute the other day, I almost went and bought one right away, except it is rarely cold and raining at the same time in FL, so it would kind of be a waste. I kind of need a rain "T-Shirt" LOL.
I do have a light weight windbreaker that is kind of like a raincoat, but very thin. I like it.
This is reminding me of the cutest little raincoat I had as a kid. It was white with yellow winnie the pooh bears and christopher robins all over it. Wow, haven't thought of that coat in years. I loved the way it smelled!
Char
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