Trouble in Grandma Land

A memo wasn't sent out, but tomorrow's color is black. There was a rumor going around that if anyone dresses up for Halloween tomorrow, they get fired. Damn! I was so looking forward to dressing up as a grandma.

Cat Lady is not talking to LEL, so our hallway has been pretty quiet lately. I don't know what prompted their latest falling out but I don't want to ask. LEL hasn't had time to talk with Cat Lady anyway. She's way too busy spilling her drinks, annoying the Cowboy until he yells at her, and encouraging everyone to eat the pink M&Ms she bought for breast cancer awareness month.

LEL would never tell me, but she's going to be a grandma again. She thinks because she hasn't told me personally I don't know, but how could I miss her loudly telling everyone else? This means she sings as she reads People online throughout the day.

Cat Lady has a beef with the Grandma Receptionist. As far as I know, they're both single. I didn't want to get too involved in the details, but it seems that the receptionist made some hurtful comments to Cat Lady regarding the "boyfriend" she had for 30 years. In retaliation, Cat Lady has told everyone that the receptionist can not keep a man. Clearly, I'm missing some details. But really, who would want more detail about this stuff? Cat Lady is a shit stirrer.