You Cough Too Much. You Never Shut Up.

That's right - I got told on for coughing. Stupid me, I should have listened to LEL yesterday when she asked if I was sick because I was coughing a lot in the mornings. I should have taken that as a sign that I was to immediately stop coughing any time she is around.

But NOOOOOOOO! Not me, always one to push things, had to go and cough this morning. I'm such a bitch that way. And LEL told on me to HR. For coughing. Claiming I disturb her, and she worries about germs. Sure, I'll wait so you can finish your eyeroll.

LEL, you make me want to hock a loogie into the soda you spill multiple times each week.

Shall I go tell our HR guy that your phone calls to friends regarding temple business make me uncomfortable in the workplace because they have to do with religion? What's that? It'd be silly, since we're the same religion? Hmmm... as silly as telling on me for coughing*?

*I am not sick. My throat is dry in the mornings. I drink some water (which I do not spill) and I stop coughing before 11 a.m.