Step Away From the Scalpel, Ashlee!
Yes, you're reading the Green Yogurt blog. Yes, I'm really writing about celebrity shit. Why? Because I can't stop thinking about it.
Last week when I was in my funk, I caved in and bought US Weekly. Sarah Michelle Gellar is on the cover in the top left corner. Oh, wait. No she isn't. That's just Ashlee Simpson, post plastic surgery.
When you have stopped looking like yourself, and now look like a totally different person, I think we can all admit, you've gone too far with the surgeries. Sarah Michelle Gellar is not doing anything these days. I mean, she's not dead, but she's not doing anything worthy of being mentioned in US Weekly. So I'm fairly certain that's not Sarah Michelle.
I am not against plastic surgery at all, for myself or others. but there is no reason to head down the road towards Cat Woman of the 80's. Is Ashlee running from the Mob? Is that why she got such drastic surgery? No, because then why would she flaunt herself in such a way to land the cover of US Weekly? You don't see Katie and Suri running around on magazine covers, so we know it's possibly to avoid the press.
Really, Ashlee. Enough is enough. You don't even look like yourself anymore. Never mind whether you look better now than you used to.
Last week when I was in my funk, I caved in and bought US Weekly. Sarah Michelle Gellar is on the cover in the top left corner. Oh, wait. No she isn't. That's just Ashlee Simpson, post plastic surgery.
When you have stopped looking like yourself, and now look like a totally different person, I think we can all admit, you've gone too far with the surgeries. Sarah Michelle Gellar is not doing anything these days. I mean, she's not dead, but she's not doing anything worthy of being mentioned in US Weekly. So I'm fairly certain that's not Sarah Michelle.
I am not against plastic surgery at all, for myself or others. but there is no reason to head down the road towards Cat Woman of the 80's. Is Ashlee running from the Mob? Is that why she got such drastic surgery? No, because then why would she flaunt herself in such a way to land the cover of US Weekly? You don't see Katie and Suri running around on magazine covers, so we know it's possibly to avoid the press.
Really, Ashlee. Enough is enough. You don't even look like yourself anymore. Never mind whether you look better now than you used to.
posted by Green at 6/13/2006 08:11:00 AM
2 Comments:
"you make me want to LALA!!!"
ugh. Isn't she too young to have surgery??
Did your US weekly say anything about Katie really leaving Tom?? I read that in a gossip mag here and I am hoping that one is true.
Bomas,
Looking at Ashlee makes me LA LA in my mouth a little bit, that's how grossed out I am. No, US Weekly said nothing about Katie gearing up to leave Tom. There are rumblings of Britney leaving Kevin (though she denied there's any truth to them in her interview with Matt Lauer). However, in THIS week's US Weekly, even THEY say Ashlee is looking a bit Sarah Michelle-ish. I'd like to hear what Sarah Michelle has to say about that.
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