Nicole, Are You Watching?!?!??!
There should be a show involving dance on a major network at all times of the year. That's my idea of heaven. Now, let's begin.
- Jennie - I have to be honest, Kelly Taylor was always my favorite of Donna, Brenda, Andrea and Kelly on 90210. So I'm rooting for her. But yeah, I know she wasn't that great.
- Josie - she forgot to say she's also known for being the exgirlfriend of David Blaine. Josie not only couldn't dance, but clearly didn't feel comfortable in her dress.
- Sabrina - I don't know shit about the Cheetah Girls - they struck me as something for eight year old girls who want to pretend to be sluttily dressed. But this bitch can DANCE! Yes, too much hip-hop. I'm impressed. She was really tight.
- Marie - She's dancing at a distinct advantage over people like Kelly. I mean Jennie. Marie is comfortable in front of a live audience. She's in her element. I thought she was graceful despite the lack of technical difficulty. I would not be surprised if Marie had given herself the advice to, "Keep it simple, Stupid" because that's exactly what she did, and it worked for her.
- Mel B - is she the one who just gave birth to Eddie Murphy's baby? I'll say it again - the people with live audience experience really have a much stronger stage presence than those who don't. Mel lost her timing a couple of times when the eight-counts changed. Just eh. I wasn't as impressed with her performance as the judges were.
- Jane Seymour - Oh my god, I want to be her when I grow up (accent and all)! Her performance was simply lovely. No other adjective describes it better. I'd give her an 8.5.
- Jennie - I have to be honest, Kelly Taylor was always my favorite of Donna, Brenda, Andrea and Kelly on 90210. So I'm rooting for her. But yeah, I know she wasn't that great.
- Josie - she forgot to say she's also known for being the exgirlfriend of David Blaine. Josie not only couldn't dance, but clearly didn't feel comfortable in her dress.
- Sabrina - I don't know shit about the Cheetah Girls - they struck me as something for eight year old girls who want to pretend to be sluttily dressed. But this bitch can DANCE! Yes, too much hip-hop. I'm impressed. She was really tight.
- Marie - She's dancing at a distinct advantage over people like Kelly. I mean Jennie. Marie is comfortable in front of a live audience. She's in her element. I thought she was graceful despite the lack of technical difficulty. I would not be surprised if Marie had given herself the advice to, "Keep it simple, Stupid" because that's exactly what she did, and it worked for her.
- Mel B - is she the one who just gave birth to Eddie Murphy's baby? I'll say it again - the people with live audience experience really have a much stronger stage presence than those who don't. Mel lost her timing a couple of times when the eight-counts changed. Just eh. I wasn't as impressed with her performance as the judges were.
- Jane Seymour - Oh my god, I want to be her when I grow up (accent and all)! Her performance was simply lovely. No other adjective describes it better. I'd give her an 8.5.
Labels: Dance bitch
posted by Green at 9/25/2007 11:59:00 AM
3 Comments:
Okay I am CRACKING UP right now.
No! I'm not watching. Been working late and haven't seen it. On another note? One of my BFF just got a job working on a dance show and I'm basically dying with envy.
Did you happen to notice that MTV re-ran the entire season of SYTYCD?
I TOTALLY forgot this was on!!! Damn it. Why didn't I tivo it. I wanted to watch because I too love me some Kelly Taylor.
Oh Dolly.
I love that she has to bend over to look at the monitor at the foot of the stage because she can't see over her boobs. She rocks.
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