Fuck You, Weather (A Rant, In Case You Weren't Sure)
March is such a fucking bitch. There were 31 days in March. It rained for 25 of them. March is such a long month. We're so spoiled by Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, MLK Jr., Day, President's Day. Then there's March - all long and boring with no holidays. March sucks bigtime and I've always hated it. Thank goodness it's over. However, March seems to be friends with April, and April is seeming pretty bitchy so far also.
Yesterday rained. Yesterday told me Today was just supposed to be cloudy but not rainy but Yesterday lied (must be friends with March). Today it's raining. Everything I'm reading tells me it's supposed to rain tomorrow and Monday also.
I'm not pleased. San Francisco is such a great place to live, in part because of all the fun things to do outside. How much time can be spent outside when it's raining? My hair can only take so much of this. And what about all the mudslides? People's homes are being ruined! April, if you fuck up all the fruits I like to buy in the late Spring/early Summer at the Farmer's Market with too much rain, I'm going to be Very. Very. Angry. STOP THE MADNESS!
This isn't even a good movie season. All that's out now are stupid horror movies. Why do all the good movies come out in the summertime and near Thanksgiving / Christmas? They should save some to release in March, to help us out with indoor activities. A jewish girl from New York can only go waste an afternoon at the mall so many times before .... she has to go check out a new mall? MOVIES, people!
April, perhaps you didn't get the memo about what we're expecting from you. You haven't gotten off to the best start. But you have the whole month in front of you to turn things around. I have faith you can do it. I know, I know, April showers... But you know what, April? We've had enough rain in March to get the May flowers. So thanks, but no need. Now just be a good little month, we have Passover and Easter to help, and stop fucking raining.
Thanks,
Green, She of Frizzy Hair
Yesterday rained. Yesterday told me Today was just supposed to be cloudy but not rainy but Yesterday lied (must be friends with March). Today it's raining. Everything I'm reading tells me it's supposed to rain tomorrow and Monday also.
I'm not pleased. San Francisco is such a great place to live, in part because of all the fun things to do outside. How much time can be spent outside when it's raining? My hair can only take so much of this. And what about all the mudslides? People's homes are being ruined! April, if you fuck up all the fruits I like to buy in the late Spring/early Summer at the Farmer's Market with too much rain, I'm going to be Very. Very. Angry. STOP THE MADNESS!
This isn't even a good movie season. All that's out now are stupid horror movies. Why do all the good movies come out in the summertime and near Thanksgiving / Christmas? They should save some to release in March, to help us out with indoor activities. A jewish girl from New York can only go waste an afternoon at the mall so many times before .... she has to go check out a new mall? MOVIES, people!
April, perhaps you didn't get the memo about what we're expecting from you. You haven't gotten off to the best start. But you have the whole month in front of you to turn things around. I have faith you can do it. I know, I know, April showers... But you know what, April? We've had enough rain in March to get the May flowers. So thanks, but no need. Now just be a good little month, we have Passover and Easter to help, and stop fucking raining.
Thanks,
Green, She of Frizzy Hair
posted by Green at 4/01/2006 08:48:00 AM
1 Comments:
"Inside Man" great movie!
Remember, at least it's warmer now than the summer months!
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