Difference Between East and West Coasts

On my lunch hour today I wandered through a bookstore. Outside of the store was a cart with used books. There was also a sign explaining the proceeds from the used books would go to some worthy cause, like a shelter or something. I didn't pay attention to the details. I was enthralled by a line at the bottom that said "If you do not pay for the books you choose, karma will come back to you."

See, now that would NEVER happen on the East Coast! On the East Coast that bottom line would say "Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

Only on the West Coast does the general public get threatened with karma.