Get Crackin'
Dear Various Placement Agencies I Worked For in 2008,
Hi, 'memba me? Yeah, well I remember you, and I'm thinking of you every day. That's right, every single day. Specifically when I go downstairs to check the mail. Can you guess why? Can you guess what I might be hoping you'll mail me?
You see, it's going to be a tight squeeze for February's rent. Next week I expect to get close to $200, but even with that I'm still stressing. So the sooner I could get that tax information you're supposed to send out, the better for me. I am really looking forward to that tax refund. Plus, I got a letter in the mail saying, "Hey, guess what Green? You earned SO little last year that you may qualify for even MORE of a refund!" Now if that's not exciting, I don't know what is. (Oh wait, yes I do - getting a job offer.)
What's the hold up here? Seriously. Why must you wait until the very last date you're legally allowed before sending this stuff out? Yes, I know there are people who look at their paystub and get all the information they need from that, but I'm not one of those people. I need the W-2. So please send it. This week.
Thank you,
Green, who does not have enough greens, which is why she is especially eager to get her tax refund.
Hi, 'memba me? Yeah, well I remember you, and I'm thinking of you every day. That's right, every single day. Specifically when I go downstairs to check the mail. Can you guess why? Can you guess what I might be hoping you'll mail me?
You see, it's going to be a tight squeeze for February's rent. Next week I expect to get close to $200, but even with that I'm still stressing. So the sooner I could get that tax information you're supposed to send out, the better for me. I am really looking forward to that tax refund. Plus, I got a letter in the mail saying, "Hey, guess what Green? You earned SO little last year that you may qualify for even MORE of a refund!" Now if that's not exciting, I don't know what is. (Oh wait, yes I do - getting a job offer.)
What's the hold up here? Seriously. Why must you wait until the very last date you're legally allowed before sending this stuff out? Yes, I know there are people who look at their paystub and get all the information they need from that, but I'm not one of those people. I need the W-2. So please send it. This week.
Thank you,
Green, who does not have enough greens, which is why she is especially eager to get her tax refund.
posted by Green at 1/18/2009 10:29:00 PM
2 Comments:
Not to totally freak you out, but you have heard that CA is talking about sending out IOUs for its refunds this year, right? Hopefully, your refund is coming mostly from the feds...
I hope you get a ginormous refund!!!
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