Jesus, Take the Wheel

Before I fucking drive into oncoming traffic to KILL MYSELF from this Clash of the Choirs show. There is one, and only one good thing about this show and it is Nick Lachey (Go ahead, laugh. Shut up, I've had a crush on him for years.).

The rest of this show is terrible. Have I ever told you how much I hate Patti LaBelle? I know, I know, she's a legend and all that shit. What. Ever. Did you know Patti LaBelle was on Cribs? It's from that show that I came to hate her.

While filming she couldn't resist showing off her hired help, so she had a woman in a uniform bring her a cup of tea or some such thing. Patti thought, in her twisted logic, she would be "nice" and introduce the MTV viewers to her hired help. But instead of being honest and saying, "This is the best maid in the entire world, Kim, and I'm so lucky she agreed to work with me," Patti just gestured to the woman and told viewers that was her "special friend."

Seriously, she lost any respect I may have had for her when I saw that. So yeah, not digging Patti LaBelle too much.

Anyway. While I love entertainment that makes me cry, laugh or think (or all three), I'm kind of disgusted by shows where the people on them cry and scream. Maybe I'm getting old - all that screaming really doesn't get me excited for whatever they're screaming about. It just annoys me.

Is this a Christmas show? There were Christmas undercurrents running throughout, but I wasn't quite sure. To be honest, I couldn't watch the whole thing. The screaming, the hostess drawing out the suspense, all that stuff just kills me.

Okay, just wanted to get that off my chest. Thanks.