We're Back To the Hills
I've been sick lately, and yesterday I felt well enough to do more than lay in bed moaning yet not well enough to go sit in front of the tv in our living room. Which clearly meant I should watch tv on my laptop.
For about three hours I watched all the episodes of The Hills from this season that I've missed, because my shitty cable company doesn't provide MTV anymore.
And I see now that nothing's really changed. Heidi is still friendless except for Spencer, who swallows hard any time his boobily enhanced girlfriend mentions wedding details. Lauren is still trying to figure out whether or not she likes Brody, who was wearing a bitch of a brace on his birthday in Vegas. Whitney still wants to know about all of Lauren's drama, and manages to screw up at work by being both unprofessional and unprepared yet keep getting told she's doing a good job. And Audrina, bless her heart, is still being serenaded by Justin Bobby's belches. Oh, and she got a promotion to a cubicle. Sweet girl, but not too smart. I'm glad she's got Lauren as a friend.
My favorite person on the entire show is Lo, even though she only guest stars. Lo is fucking hysterical. My favorite episode was a recent one, when Lauren invites Heidi to her apartment only to tell her, "I want to forgive you ... and, I want to forget you." I was so proud of Lauren for saying that. My next favorite episode is going to be the one where Lo takes Audrina out for drinks and convinces her to dump Justin Bobby for good. Unless of course Whitney falls down a staircase again. Because that's just great television and would obviously trump all.
Can I just ask a question of my readers who are either in, or from, LA? On average, over the course of four days, if that equals 12 meals for you, how many of those would be eaten out at a restaurant with a friend? Also, over the course of the same four days, on how many of those days would you be wearing heels? These girls, at age 21, wear heels more often than I ever have in my entire life, and I'm ten years older than they are.
For about three hours I watched all the episodes of The Hills from this season that I've missed, because my shitty cable company doesn't provide MTV anymore.
And I see now that nothing's really changed. Heidi is still friendless except for Spencer, who swallows hard any time his boobily enhanced girlfriend mentions wedding details. Lauren is still trying to figure out whether or not she likes Brody, who was wearing a bitch of a brace on his birthday in Vegas. Whitney still wants to know about all of Lauren's drama, and manages to screw up at work by being both unprofessional and unprepared yet keep getting told she's doing a good job. And Audrina, bless her heart, is still being serenaded by Justin Bobby's belches. Oh, and she got a promotion to a cubicle. Sweet girl, but not too smart. I'm glad she's got Lauren as a friend.
My favorite person on the entire show is Lo, even though she only guest stars. Lo is fucking hysterical. My favorite episode was a recent one, when Lauren invites Heidi to her apartment only to tell her, "I want to forgive you ... and, I want to forget you." I was so proud of Lauren for saying that. My next favorite episode is going to be the one where Lo takes Audrina out for drinks and convinces her to dump Justin Bobby for good. Unless of course Whitney falls down a staircase again. Because that's just great television and would obviously trump all.
Can I just ask a question of my readers who are either in, or from, LA? On average, over the course of four days, if that equals 12 meals for you, how many of those would be eaten out at a restaurant with a friend? Also, over the course of the same four days, on how many of those days would you be wearing heels? These girls, at age 21, wear heels more often than I ever have in my entire life, and I'm ten years older than they are.
posted by Green at 11/25/2007 07:20:00 PM
2 Comments:
Restaurants, maybe two meals out of 12.
Heels - zero out of four. Maybe negative one, even.
i ALWAYS ate out. rarely ate at home, but also only really ate a meal a day. big breakfast/brunch after a night of partying. lunch or dinner if i was working, even now when i go home i always eat out. just drink bottled water and fruit the rest of the day.
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