Tuesday, August 08, 2006

When I Croak... (More Dresser Talk)

Brandi [8:01 A.M.]: it's lovely and it's made extremely well.
GreenYogurt [8:01 A.M.]: it really IS lovely. I told Beth One she has to come over to admire it
Brandi [8:01 A.M.]: you can pass it on my child when you croak.
GreenYogurt [8:02 A.M.]: lol, fabulous. can I be an eccentric old lady who tapes all her money to the undersides of each drawer too?
Brandi [8:02 A.M.]: please do.

I can just imagine Brandi's kid, talking to her friend when she's the age I am now.

Kid: What am I going to do with this stupid dresser? The drawers are too small to fit anything but condoms and drugs* in, and .... Hey! I have an idea!

*Brandi does not do drugs, and does not think her wee child will either.

posted by Green at 8/08/2006 08:02:00 AM

7 Comments:

Blogger Jenn Siva said...

I love that dresser. I am so envious. I want a cool dresser.

August 08, 2006 11:31 AM  
Blogger Unemployed Nurse Jack said...

It's a Lingerie Chest! Bras, panties, camis, hose (sex toys)...all have their specific places. I. Want. This.

Great color. And what a fun buy.

August 08, 2006 6:59 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Dude, that dresser RULES! It is so fucking awesome.

I insist you leave it to ME when you croak. I've got loads of drugs and condoms just lying around in big piles all over my bedroom.

August 09, 2006 9:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously, you heathens, it is a YARN CHEST, and must be left to me. Or just give it to me now, actually.

August 09, 2006 4:48 PM  
Blogger the Drunken Housewife said...

I think it should be Iris's. Green is her favorite color!

August 09, 2006 6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the real world it is a lingerie chest but I think it would be great for doll's clothes. Dollar bills are always good,no matter where your mother's "eccentric" friend taped them!

Have you ever considered leaving this fabolous piece for your own "possibly, one day in the future" little girl or niece? What a special gift that would make!
Keep it in the family!

August 10, 2006 4:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty GREEN (ahem) chest might be good for scrunchies,hand lotion,etc. and such.
Enjoy the happiness it brings whatever you put in it!

August 10, 2006 4:38 AM  

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