Thank You
I know I do a lot of bitching about how people ignore me, look through me, drop doors on me, and how it hurts my feelings. So I thought it might be nice to do the opposite.
In the supermarket the other day, I was struggling to reach something. Right as I was about to explore the Short People Method of stepping up on the lowest shelf, I felt a guy walking behind me. My fingers closed around the box just as the guy asked if I needed help.
That's right, some nice, tall, Asian guy wearing a suit had just asked if I needed help. That's the first time in my life that ever happened.
And Beth One? Yes, I was wearing one of my new bras. I admit, maybe you WERE a little bit right.
In the supermarket the other day, I was struggling to reach something. Right as I was about to explore the Short People Method of stepping up on the lowest shelf, I felt a guy walking behind me. My fingers closed around the box just as the guy asked if I needed help.
That's right, some nice, tall, Asian guy wearing a suit had just asked if I needed help. That's the first time in my life that ever happened.
And Beth One? Yes, I was wearing one of my new bras. I admit, maybe you WERE a little bit right.
posted by Green at 1/25/2006 09:29:00 PM
2 Comments:
I happen to be one of the short people who always has to use the "Short People Method" or ask for help with those top shelf obstacles. Actually, I am so short that the bottom shelf trick doesn't always work. Your capitalization of said method made me chuckle.
Now, please do tell...just what kind of bra are you talking about?
i'm not that short, and i *still* use that trick. you make me laugh, YO.
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