Filling in My Clueless Mother

While I was on the phone with my mother yesterday morning, she mentioned that it's such a shame both her children moved out 4.5 years ago. Ever since we moved out, she says she hasn't felt like she's known the important things going on in the world gossip wise.

Here's what I told her:

- Despite being somewhat pretty, nobody will admit to liking the Bush twins
- Hate Ashlee Simpson. If anyone forward you a petition about her, sign it
- We're rooting for Constantine on American Idol
- We like Scarlett August on Project Runway
- Walmart sucks. It's never ever to be shopped in. Protest going there as if somebody's life depends on it.
- When talking about your children living in SF, do NOT say that we "really like the environment and find that it suits" us. That makes us sound gay. Which we're not. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
- Scarves and ribbons as belts are in, but it's lame. I will not be partaking, so don't send me any ribbons or scarves.

I am so proud of my mother for knowing when she's clueless.