Things I Wish I Could Do/Things I Wish I've Accomplished

THINGS I WISH I COULD DO

Speak other languages - French, Spanish, Hebrew, Yiddush, Italian
Curse in Italian
Learn more easily than I do
Be more delicate in telling people they're assholes
Play the piano
Read music
Navigate
Get angry without getting tears in my eyes
Attract the type of men I am attracted to
Drive stick without having to be re-taught how to do it each time
Keep a job with less effort than I exert now
Memorize (anything/everything I want)
Blow my hair out straight
Understand the appeal of comics and cartoons
Make someone love me so much that when we broke up he said "You just broke my heart"
Dance on pointe
Talk with my mom without feeling my blood pressure go up
Do a front tuck
Play tennis
Trust people
Not feel rage
Not have the urge to do one of the following each time I feel the rage:

1. Hit someone over the head with a frying pan
2. Tell them to "Shove it, and shove it hard" (my new favorite phrase)

THINGS I WISH I'VE ACCOMPLISHED

Bachelor's degree

Traveled outside the U.S.
Choreographed the ballet I've had in my head for 2 years
Won the lottery
Come in first place in any contest that's had more than two people
Name-dropped in an impressive way
Won a political argument
Funded and directed a private school
Convinced someone who was anti-abortion to come over to pro-choice