Failed Dinners
I was reading the Slack Mistress's blog post about last night's dinner, and it reminded me of something from long ago. In the olden days, we Yogurts used to host one of the two Passover seders each spring. My mother would start cooking at least a week before Passover started, freezing cooked dishes in the basement freezer.
Back in my high school years, one night I passed through the kitchen to say good night to my mother before heading to bed. She'd been cooking all day, and would be cooking long into the evening. When I arrived in the kitchen my mother was just about to put two apple-maztah kugels in the oven before going to pee. These kugels are so good that we always had two - one to put on the table for the seder, and one for our immediate family to enjoy throughout Passover.
As my mom went to slide one tin into the oven, she somehow dropped it, and it flipped upside-down before landing all over the floor. We looked at each other in horrified shock. My poor mother burst into tears at the stress of having to clean up a huge mess so late at night while also having to desperately pee.
I decided to postpone bed and told my mom I'd start cleaning up and she should go to the bathroom. When she came back, she thanked me. As my mother handed me more wet paper towels to clean the floor she said to me, "We just won't put a kugel on the table this year."
This was so unlike my mother - to save the remaining one for us, but speaks to how much we all loved that kugel. I still usually make it at least once a year.
Please, join me by sharing your biggest dinner disaster in the comments.
Back in my high school years, one night I passed through the kitchen to say good night to my mother before heading to bed. She'd been cooking all day, and would be cooking long into the evening. When I arrived in the kitchen my mother was just about to put two apple-maztah kugels in the oven before going to pee. These kugels are so good that we always had two - one to put on the table for the seder, and one for our immediate family to enjoy throughout Passover.
As my mom went to slide one tin into the oven, she somehow dropped it, and it flipped upside-down before landing all over the floor. We looked at each other in horrified shock. My poor mother burst into tears at the stress of having to clean up a huge mess so late at night while also having to desperately pee.
I decided to postpone bed and told my mom I'd start cleaning up and she should go to the bathroom. When she came back, she thanked me. As my mother handed me more wet paper towels to clean the floor she said to me, "We just won't put a kugel on the table this year."
This was so unlike my mother - to save the remaining one for us, but speaks to how much we all loved that kugel. I still usually make it at least once a year.
Please, join me by sharing your biggest dinner disaster in the comments.
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My prissy English uncle was visiting the states for the first time in 10 years. Hubby was pulling our massive turkey our of our 50 year old oven and the dog snuck in and pushed his arm. The turkey crashed, grease, pan and all to the floor and the dog was hot on its tail.
My dad told us to just pick the turkey up, cut off the part that had landed on the floor and skidded and serve my uncle the part the dog had picked at.
I'll let you decide if we did that or not.
I actually wrote about mine on my old blog, more than four years ago...
http://tinycoconut.blogspot.com/2005/06/this-camels-final-straw.html
N STILL talks about the time I burned dinner and cried.
My SIL made gravy for the turkey but didn't mix the flour and water enough before she poured it into the pan juices and stock, so it ended up lumpy. I told her its not a big deal, just strain out the lumps. So she put the strainer in the sink and before I could stop her, she poured the gravy in the strainer down the drain, and we had a cupful of lumps instead. The look on her face was priceless. She cried and I laughed til I cried and made chicken gravy out of OXO cubes and cornstarch.
catherine
I don't have dinner disasters because I'm not dinner ambitious. :-) That is a sweet memory, however. I hope LN has one like it some day. That would make me smile.
Hmmm, I have quite a lot of dinner disasters because I'm always trying new things. Most of the time they work out, but sometimes not. There is something about fudge and I, we just really don't get along. I blame it on the Florida humidity and heat that I can't get it to set, but lots of other people make fudge down here. I've tried to make peanut butter fudge like three times now, and every.single.time it turns into peanut butter ice cream topping, which isn't nearly as yummy.
I would LOVE to have the recipe for your kugel though! Would you share it with me? Thanks!
Char
http://lifedramatic.blogspot.com
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