So You Think You Can Dance - We're BACK!
Problem after problem. First my shitty cable company wouldn't display the channel for a week or so. Then some asshole decided baseball was more important.
Finally, people got my priorities straight and I got to watch tonight. So, let's talk. Cat's hair. Normally, I'm retarded about things like this, but even I could see her roots glaring out at America. Cat, go get your highlights touched up!
Sara & Danny, Dance 1. Sara seemed a bit choppy at first, but smoothed things out towards the end. Dance 2. I love that song. In fact, I think I own the TAPE. But I really disliked their remix of it, disliked Shane's choreography, and HATED the outfits. Sara's spandex pants? Hated them. The bright yellow shirts with red graffitti writing? Hated that too. They took a song that had potential and stomped on it.
Dominic & Lauren, Dance 1. Again, with the wardrobe department. Were those people smoking crack? I could only have hated their outfits more if they were wearing what Sara & Danny wore. Thought their first dance was HORRIBLE, and a very anti-climactic ending. However, props to Lauren for admitting she fell when confronted by Nigel about it. With more practice, I think they really could have done much better. Dance 2. Their hips were unengaged. Way too stiff. Their milkshake did not bring me to the yard. Big mistake.
Lacey & Neil, Dance 1. She looked like she didn't trust Neil during their lift, I hated her dress, and apparently she and Lauren must be sharing a room, because her hips were also stiff. Do these girls need an hour-long dance class in isolations each day so they remember to move their hips?! Dance 2. BULLSHIT. In general I hate contemporary dancing. I hate it personally - it's what we used to call "modern dance" when I was a kid, and I hated it then too. Because I'm anal, and I hated the idea of bare feet on the floor. And how you have to have turn-in, rather than turn-out. I just hate the lines. Hate everything about it. CRYING? People were CRYING over this shit? PLEASE. I felt NOTHING.* And don't try to say I'm a heartless bitch - I cried watching Sicko.
Sabra & Pasha, Dance 1. They had high energy, great dancing, if I were casting for a Broadway play, I'd totally hire them. Dance 2. LOVED IT. They better not be in the bottom.
*I googled my favorite line and what comes up? A comment *I* made on someone's blog. That line is so wonderful, so fitting for so many occasions, how can I possibly be the only one who's written that on the internet?
Finally, people got my priorities straight and I got to watch tonight. So, let's talk. Cat's hair. Normally, I'm retarded about things like this, but even I could see her roots glaring out at America. Cat, go get your highlights touched up!
Sara & Danny, Dance 1. Sara seemed a bit choppy at first, but smoothed things out towards the end. Dance 2. I love that song. In fact, I think I own the TAPE. But I really disliked their remix of it, disliked Shane's choreography, and HATED the outfits. Sara's spandex pants? Hated them. The bright yellow shirts with red graffitti writing? Hated that too. They took a song that had potential and stomped on it.
Dominic & Lauren, Dance 1. Again, with the wardrobe department. Were those people smoking crack? I could only have hated their outfits more if they were wearing what Sara & Danny wore. Thought their first dance was HORRIBLE, and a very anti-climactic ending. However, props to Lauren for admitting she fell when confronted by Nigel about it. With more practice, I think they really could have done much better. Dance 2. Their hips were unengaged. Way too stiff. Their milkshake did not bring me to the yard. Big mistake.
Lacey & Neil, Dance 1. She looked like she didn't trust Neil during their lift, I hated her dress, and apparently she and Lauren must be sharing a room, because her hips were also stiff. Do these girls need an hour-long dance class in isolations each day so they remember to move their hips?! Dance 2. BULLSHIT. In general I hate contemporary dancing. I hate it personally - it's what we used to call "modern dance" when I was a kid, and I hated it then too. Because I'm anal, and I hated the idea of bare feet on the floor. And how you have to have turn-in, rather than turn-out. I just hate the lines. Hate everything about it. CRYING? People were CRYING over this shit? PLEASE. I felt NOTHING.* And don't try to say I'm a heartless bitch - I cried watching Sicko.
Sabra & Pasha, Dance 1. They had high energy, great dancing, if I were casting for a Broadway play, I'd totally hire them. Dance 2. LOVED IT. They better not be in the bottom.
*I googled my favorite line and what comes up? A comment *I* made on someone's blog. That line is so wonderful, so fitting for so many occasions, how can I possibly be the only one who's written that on the internet?
Labels: Dance bitch
posted by Green at 8/01/2007 10:09:00 PM
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I cried.
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