Dear AOL, You Suck

I know, I know, you're thinking I deserve their suckitude for using them. It's not 1995 anymore, I should use Gmail. I *DO* have a Gmail account. You're right, I should use it. And I would, if I could just figure out my damn password. (I should get cracking on that.)

However. AOL. I pay money for you, therefore you should work. It's just that simple. Stop upgrading. I don't need your fancy, new, cool templates. They're not worth it. I never look at that shit anyway. You have ads on the sides of the e-mails I open? News to me. I have trained myself to not see that shit. Yes, I know, I'm "special" and not everyone is like this. But it's still not okay for your fancy extras to get in the way of your basic services.

This morning I couldn't respond to an e-mail I got three days ago! Lately, when I send a friend e-mails, she doesn't get them. Why would Earthlink not be compatible with AOL when it always has been in the past? That's ridiculous.

AOL? I have a side job, that I do from home. I need to get the e-mails about it, and know that my boss is getting my e-mails. This is not acceptable. Fix your shit, and fix it fast. My boss is out of the office for trial for the next two weeks, and I have nothing better to do than call you and demand six months of free service. Don't tempt me.

P.S. My boss is out of the office for trial for the next two weeks. Anyone want to take a two hour lunch with me? (Shit, Gay HR Guy just walked by while I was writing that.)