Once Again, For the Slow People

DO NOT CALL ME AT 7:13 AM!! Somebody better be dying for you to call me that early! Unless you have a diagnosed mental problem or are over the age of 80, "Oh, I forgot/didn't realize" will NOT be accepted when you call before 9 AM!

If you are calling before my alarm has gone off, you are putting yourself on my Shit List. Once you are there, it will take much ass-kissing and many presents to get you off that list.

Consider yourself warned. Let's not have this happen again, shall we people*?

*Mom, this means YOU.