Fucking Yoga: Thinking Ahead
Dear Self,
I just wanted to remind you that although yoga costs almost $400 for three months of unlimited classes, you should do it anyway, when this three-month period is over. Yes, even though it's a lot of money. Three months is a long time.
Plus, this whole yoga thing is making you lose weight like a mofo, and giving you muscles. And you dropped a clothing size.
Think of it this way: you spend almost $400 each month paying for COBRA. Paying for yoga will feel WAY more beneficial and it's significantly less money. Your goal is to be off COBRA by the time this yoga stint runs out. That's why tomorrow you're headed to a new law firm. Again. Yes, I know you're bitter but you have no choice so shut the fuck up; we're tired of stressing and bitching about not having a real job.
To recap, while yes, $400 is a lot of money, three months is a very long time. It's a quarter of a year. And, you are making a LOT of progress with this whole stupid yoga program you've put yourself on. Funny, since you seem to hate yoga, but it works, so run with it, pay for it.
Okay? Okay. Thanks, bye.
Love,
Me
P.S. You looked really good yesterday. And on Thursday.
I just wanted to remind you that although yoga costs almost $400 for three months of unlimited classes, you should do it anyway, when this three-month period is over. Yes, even though it's a lot of money. Three months is a long time.
Plus, this whole yoga thing is making you lose weight like a mofo, and giving you muscles. And you dropped a clothing size.
Think of it this way: you spend almost $400 each month paying for COBRA. Paying for yoga will feel WAY more beneficial and it's significantly less money. Your goal is to be off COBRA by the time this yoga stint runs out. That's why tomorrow you're headed to a new law firm. Again. Yes, I know you're bitter but you have no choice so shut the fuck up; we're tired of stressing and bitching about not having a real job.
To recap, while yes, $400 is a lot of money, three months is a very long time. It's a quarter of a year. And, you are making a LOT of progress with this whole stupid yoga program you've put yourself on. Funny, since you seem to hate yoga, but it works, so run with it, pay for it.
Okay? Okay. Thanks, bye.
Love,
Me
P.S. You looked really good yesterday. And on Thursday.
Labels: Cash Flow, City Livin, Overthinking, Pounding the pavement, Yoga
posted by Green at 5/18/2008 08:40:00 AM
7 Comments:
Awesome. I have got to get back into fucking yoga. Keep it up - you've totally inspired me today!
Ditto what Meeks just said. VERY awesome. It's worth every penny girl.
I'm unclear (so how is that YOUR problem?)
Are you GOING to a new job, or just applying/interviewing?
If you are GOING to a new job, good luck on the new job.
agh... I hope you find something MUCH MUCH better and super permanent. :-) (well, not so permanent that you can't quit when you want to...)
Hell yeah, yogagirl.
you did look really good yesterday. and thursday. and saturday, for that matter. I'm gunning for you, the temp job, and the fucking yoga.
<3
I love that you call it "fucking yoga". Also, a dress size? I need to check this yoga shit out!
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