Alex, I'll Take - What IS "Green Yogurt"?

GreenYogurt is me. Green is my favorite color. Yogurt is my favorite food. Yet if you put them together, they wouldn't mesh well.

This is how I feel about myself. I have perfect features. Great eyes, perfect nose, perfect, full lips, thick, brown hair ... you get the idea. I am smart, funny, sensitive, harsh, intense. Yet somehow, when you put me all together into a face on a person, a brain inside the head, just like green yogurt, I don't mesh well with myself.